MATCHAsoft

Available commands:
  matcha       — flick the tubes
  help         — you are here
  konami       — old service code (needs the classic input)
  fog          — catch it while the system boots
  channels     — how many channels does this thing get?
  tune         — try the knob
  hue          — twist the other knob
  steam        — press-and-hold, patiently
  sequence     — five taps of the same key
  credits      — insert coin
  power        — the switch on the wall
  glitch       — hover something that shouldn't glitch
  screensaver  — wait
  lunar        — after hours
  spam         — slow down
  submit       — send it
  source       — view-source: yes
  robots       — /robots.txt
  ~            — open the console
  clear        — wipe the console

Shortcuts:
  ?            — help panel
  ~            — console
  esc          — back out